Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

...30-50 feral Pogs.

me: *trying to focus on anything at all*
my brain: 30-50 feral hogs

i have a theory that Wish dot com is actually an entirely AI/algorithm driven site and backend, and indeed, stocking system. There are no human parts to this website. Customer service, maybe, but all the adverts, all the listings, all the products, all are ordered according to an AI that is learning as it goes, and is being trained off data from ad networks.

huh, middle click on my mouse is being unresponsive., like, completely so. Googling around, found out that maybe it turns out that there's dirt caught in the clicker, and it suggests turning the mouse to the side and just... hammering that middle wheel a lot to dislodge it.

...it... did actually sorta work. huh.

gotta figure out a gentler way of this but... hm. worth looking into

Thought: a spider gal who runs a bar. Patrons come in, she serves drinks and snacks, lets them have a nice quiet time. a lot of folks come there regularly, she even has rooms for people to stay in if they need somewhere to hide or rest. She's super nice even though she sometimes weirds out newbies to the place by calling them her "sweet little prey" and insisting on tucking them into bed at nights with her hand woven bedsheets.

but she really is harmless. She's just a nice host to the patrons!

thanks to the internet, whenever i hear the phrase "You're out of touch", i immediately have to break into song with "I'm outta tiii~iiime~, but I'm outta my head when you're not around~ o/'"

no exceptions.

which is why i was fired from the board of directors.

weh. wnat to do things but A) too hot
b) can't voice chat because throat is utterly shredded from this virus I've managed to catch, so can't play MHWorld online with Miq
c) ill so feel like gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarbo.

two bros sitting five feet apart in a hottub because, while they are both gay af, they're social distancing, even though they haven't thought about the fact they're sharing the same water.

...they're not super clever. It's okay tho. Their hearts are in the right place.

Himbros.

somewhere out in the ocean there is a metal slug tank on a little raft that's just floating about having a little sea adventure with two lesbiabs who have given up war and the military forever.

(the flo and eri we see in later games are clones not the ones from Metal Slug 3 this is my headcanon)