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but in the end this does make a point: a point about how capitalism will always copy what it sees, no matter what that is. That we must make our movements fundamentally anti capitalist in reaction.

and if it is just a bunch of cool aesthetic design photos at times, god it's a bunch of REALLY COOL AESTHETIC DESIGN PHOTOS AT TIMES

Ending on a high note with Utopian Scholastic, which might be my favorite.

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turn golf courses back into wolf courses

If you asked me to picture the man who invented karaoke, this is exactly the image that would have come to mind

the deal with thee/thou vs. you was that thee/thou was more personal/intimate, while 'you' was more formal

then english got over having grammatical relationship distance in pronouns & used 'you' everywhere

so when someone in an old-timey story says "Have at thee, villain!", they're actually flirting

Found a bug friemb in our pond when draining it to clean out all the mud that clogged it after some severe rain storms!

CW: for ... Idk freshwater crustacean? Water bubg? Swimmy insect? Hard fish? W/e

random short fiction piece based on a random thought in my shitpost generating brain 

"Well i'll be a horse's ass" he murmured, as he looked over appreciatively at the stallion in bed beside him.

The horse groaned and ran a hand over his face, glancing wearily over his shoulder at his donkey husband. "We've been married six years; are you gonna be doing this EVERY time you wake up?"

His partner grinned, seeing the badly hidden smirk on the stallion's face; "Only until it stops being funny."

"the problem with solar is that it produces too much power and drives down the cost" is a real thing that MIT has concluded so there it is. we literally cant have green energy because it doesnt make capitalists enough money

Actually the thing that gets me about those ‘wearable NFTs’ is that expensive in group indicating highly customisable unique clothes exist.

They’re called fursuits.

Also they don’t clip though objects, can be seen without virtual reality glasses and don’t indicate being an obnoxious techbro.

So, hey, I'm a translator. And I'm pretty much *always* looking for more work.

I translate to and from Polish.

Not the most in-demand language in the English-speaking world, but if you need a translation done or know someone who does, hit me up.

I'm good at what I do, I have low rates, and I can work pretty damn fast if that's what you need.

I am also pretty versatile, I've translated everything from literature to marketing to technical stuff.

anything can be a speedrun if you attempt it fast and recklessly enough

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no one:

absolutely noone:

me seeing someone mention ANYTHING with ANYTHING close to a change in how fast it happens or is completed: [%name] any% wr attempt

"no one wants to work" 

As seen on birdsite
twitter.com/AbstraitWolf/statu

A 15$ min wage wouldn't fucking kill jobs and this is proof

Push harder for more

when you're exfiltrating something and you're not done that's a work in egress

(oh on a side note i looked into the proposal document and actually read it for the skunk emoji and ngl I could not stop giggling that one of the major points they make is that it would be more hilarious if they put a skunk emoji in for the fart jokes that are already made using the dashing emoji and a panda emoji in combination to signify a skunk. I mean, i'm also a little insulted that AGAIN, skunks are relegated to a fart joke or pepe le sexual harassment lawsuit references but...)

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oh what the fuck

one of the skunk emoji changed.

I think it was the google one and it had this gloriously fucking sassy walk with its nose held high and it was the GREATEST FUCKIN' EMOJI EVER an d they've changed it and now they're all just basic as hell i mean they look okay but god. what the fuck. you destroyed true fuckin' art. rip sassy skunk emoji, you were murdered before your greatness could be known ;;

uh also if anyone knows any free legal online resource, i've tapped out anything in my area that could have potentially helped, and my amazing hope to deal with the wage theft actually turned out to be undoable without tons of money, it seems

god maybe my boss really will get away with this

public transport opinion 

Okay self-driving cars seem like a really good idea, but I don't think they're ready to use on the open roads yet. I'd suggest keeping them on a fixed route where no other vehicles can go to minimize risk of collision.
We should probably have fixed places where people can get on and off. The cars come in, open their doors, let people enter and exit, and then continue on their journey.
Speaking of which, we should probably also make them larger to increase efficiency and again, to minimize risk of accidents.
We could even couple several of them together into one combined vehicle.
And since they're only going on a fixed route anyway, it makes more sense to use steel wheels on steel rails instead of rubber on asphalt.
I know it's an outlandish concept, but I'm convinced it might work really well if we ever get to try it out on a large scale

that thing bunnies do where they stretch out like long. like if you agree

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