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- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
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*crosses "sudden intense appreciation for the character of Popeye and the people who run/currently own the official twitter account" off the 2021 bingo board*
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just in case you missed here it, here are three real and very very good tweets from the official popeye twitter
ill do image descriptions in the reply bc theres a lot to describe here
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You’re worth more, sis
Went a little crazy with this piece,,,,,,, time lapse coming soon in a separate post!
Finished waist-up!
Want to support me? Maybe you’ll consider buying me a coffee!
Http://ko-fi.com/sockeye
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hey y'all, my irl friend really needs help! they got into a car accident and they don't have insurance. their cashapp is $MaverickGr and their Venmo is @ MG-Green
let me know if you help out, show me proof and i'll draw a lil portrait of you or your pet if you'd like!
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but in the end this does make a point: a point about how capitalism will always copy what it sees, no matter what that is. That we must make our movements fundamentally anti capitalist in reaction.
and if it is just a bunch of cool aesthetic design photos at times, god it's a bunch of REALLY COOL AESTHETIC DESIGN PHOTOS AT TIMES
Ending on a high note with Utopian Scholastic, which might be my favorite.
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turn golf courses back into wolf courses
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If you asked me to picture the man who invented karaoke, this is exactly the image that would have come to mind
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the deal with thee/thou vs. you was that thee/thou was more personal/intimate, while 'you' was more formal
then english got over having grammatical relationship distance in pronouns & used 'you' everywhere
so when someone in an old-timey story says "Have at thee, villain!", they're actually flirting
Found a bug friemb in our pond when draining it to clean out all the mud that clogged it after some severe rain storms!
CW: for ... Idk freshwater crustacean? Water bubg? Swimmy insect? Hard fish? W/e
random short fiction piece based on a random thought in my shitpost generating brain
"Well i'll be a horse's ass" he murmured, as he looked over appreciatively at the stallion in bed beside him.
The horse groaned and ran a hand over his face, glancing wearily over his shoulder at his donkey husband. "We've been married six years; are you gonna be doing this EVERY time you wake up?"
His partner grinned, seeing the badly hidden smirk on the stallion's face; "Only until it stops being funny."
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So, hey, I'm a translator. And I'm pretty much *always* looking for more work.
I translate to and from Polish.
Not the most in-demand language in the English-speaking world, but if you need a translation done or know someone who does, hit me up.
I'm good at what I do, I have low rates, and I can work pretty damn fast if that's what you need.
I am also pretty versatile, I've translated everything from literature to marketing to technical stuff.
anything can be a speedrun if you attempt it fast and recklessly enough
no one:
absolutely noone:
me seeing someone mention ANYTHING with ANYTHING close to a change in how fast it happens or is completed: [%name] any% wr attempt
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"no one wants to work"
As seen on birdsite
https://twitter.com/AbstraitWolf/status/1415720294098956288?s=20
A 15$ min wage wouldn't fucking kill jobs and this is proof
Push harder for more
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when you're exfiltrating something and you're not done that's a work in egress
(oh on a side note i looked into the proposal document and actually read it for the skunk emoji and ngl I could not stop giggling that one of the major points they make is that it would be more hilarious if they put a skunk emoji in for the fart jokes that are already made using the dashing emoji and a panda emoji in combination to signify a skunk. I mean, i'm also a little insulted that AGAIN, skunks are relegated to a fart joke or pepe le sexual harassment lawsuit references but...)
oh what the fuck
one of the skunk emoji changed.
I think it was the google one and it had this gloriously fucking sassy walk with its nose held high and it was the GREATEST FUCKIN' EMOJI EVER an d they've changed it and now they're all just basic as hell i mean they look okay but god. what the fuck. you destroyed true fuckin' art. rip sassy skunk emoji, you were murdered before your greatness could be known ;;
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uh also if anyone knows any free legal online resource, i've tapped out anything in my area that could have potentially helped, and my amazing hope to deal with the wage theft actually turned out to be undoable without tons of money, it seems
god maybe my boss really will get away with this
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
