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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch.

If you're sad about the anti-trans attention that @rapecrisisscot@twitter.com are getting at the moment and/or you appreciate their trans-inclusive attitude, here's the link for donating to them:

justgiving.com/rapecrisisscotl

moth pickup line: "sorry for bumping into you. it's just that i think you're the light of my life"

But because of a combination of a genuinely engaging storyline, character customisation, fun, simple yet tactical battles, and the ability to CHOOSE when you get into fights, as well as anti frustration features like speeding up battles, or being able to auto win battles where the foes are significantly lower level than you, makes it not only far more tolerable, but actually fun to play... Plus the game has a very charming and fun sense of humour which has gotten genuine full laughs out of me

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Monster Hunter stories 2 is really good btw. Thought I should mention that. I don't like jrpgs, or RPGs in general really. Especially where there's any kind of slow paced, turn based battles, and ESPECIALLY if there are random encounters. I think it's for this reason it took me so long to complete any of the pokemon games until swoosh. And even then I never bothered getting the dlc, I felt just... Done with it?

Food mention 

This is simply a photo of a red salt pig; nothing more.

For those not in the know, a salt pig is a kitchen implement which stores salt, typically in sea salt flakes format, or maybe even small rock or sea salt crystals, so you can easily reach in, grab a pinch, and sprinkle it over food either post or during cooking.

Just a salt pig. Any resemblance to anything else is purely coincidence and therefore your own problem.

concluding all my incident reports with "root cause: 'out of such crooked timber as humanity is made from, nothing quite straight can be built.'"

terrible pun 

The Island of Doctor Moreau, also known as the Thirst Trap

"WHAT IS A MAN?!" *smashes wine glass* "no, really, DEFINE it for me, Belmont! Define EXACTLY what a man, or a woman for that matter, is!"
"Well it's-"
"It was a RHETORICAL QUESTION you biological essentialist fuckbasket!"

someone should make a processor, with a new name, like...

and then like... make a new version of it, and call it the [name] 2

but not just that

they shouyld call it "[Name] 2: This time, it's PERSONAL"

subtitle and all.
like that has to be the full name.

like the OS will refer to the processor as that. in full.

Everyone is always asking "where are my 10000 sex arses" never "HOW are my 10000 sex arses" :'(

This sucks, and I hate to ask, but I can't pay some upcoming bills and I could use some help so that I can continue to drive my car, use my electricity, and so on.

If you have a spare buck or two, I'd really appreciate your help. Thank you.

paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
ko-fi.com/joyeusenoelle

asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hello!

i need $60 for groceries and $80 for medical weed ($140 total)

i didn't get the 2nd and 3rd stimulus checks because my abusive parents claimed me as a dependent to steal them. i tried doing my taxes but that got rejected, so i need to call the IRS when i have the energy and stamina

i've been trying to do freelance video editing and/or find a job as a video editor, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles: :blacker_heart:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

what if... neil patrick harris as a live action Wesker.

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