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irreversibly brain poisoned by being incredibly online thru the 00s

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my brain, unprompted: THE MEATBALLD THE MEATBALLS THE MEATBALLS TH

trying to keep my x-rated bad names off here so here's a sfw bad name for u to enjoy

*syndrome voice* when everyone is cancelled no one will be

logging into twitter, seeing folks going ape shit about callouts again and immediately logging back out

broke: pronouncing sql as "sequel"
woke: pronouncing sql as "squirrel"

nsfw 

local trash girl is very tired, keeps thinking about being tied up

drugs 

thinkin about back when i used to smoke like 6 joints a day and thinkin like "damn what the fuck was wrong with me" but i know damn well what was wrong with me and it was that i was depressed as shit

chaotic horny is a spectrum with sophie - ponyboy at one end and peter gabriel - steam at the other

aw fUCK we lost an hour and i didnt even realise

its been years since i last drew my fursona. fucked up imo

ive been meaning to buy baba is you for the last few days but ive been stalled by trying to figure out which distributor gives the biggest cut to the devs

praxis is hard, folks

the only thing i miss about abandoning my old ad twitter account is posting completely awful garbage like my last toot

maybe i should make an ad masto acc

completely awful nsfw shitpost 

anal voring the concept of neoliberalism

broke: fixing uk government through reform
woke: fixing uk government through the abolition of the state

drugs? 

im done with work for the week and its fuckin nice out

time to violently blaze glaze

@trinsec i don't think the alarm type is the issue, the real problem is that with time i end up being able to turn the alarm off without actually waking up fully, then i fall asleep again

i slept thru my shift again!!! i slept thru more than 6 fucking alarms!!!!!!! what the fuck more do i have to do to wake up on time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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