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the only thing i miss about abandoning my old ad twitter account is posting completely awful garbage like my last toot

maybe i should make an ad masto acc

completely awful nsfw shitpost 

anal voring the concept of neoliberalism

broke: fixing uk government through reform
woke: fixing uk government through the abolition of the state

drugs? 

im done with work for the week and its fuckin nice out

time to violently blaze glaze

i slept thru my shift again!!! i slept thru more than 6 fucking alarms!!!!!!! what the fuck more do i have to do to wake up on time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im gonna give capitalism a wedgie and cram it in a locker

did i forget mastodon existed again? no (maybe a little)

cpu hitting 100c compiling godot 3.1, seems normal, seems fine,

glistening with fell energy, ready to level buildings with my bare ass,

thinkin of goin back to that walking sim i was working on a year or so back... i'd be taking a different angle on it tho, no actual ending, just wandering thru the halls endlessly til u hit the wake up button

nsfw 

looked up 我慢 and accidentally learned how to say pre-cum in japanese. cool.

(it's 我慢汁.)

i looked up 潰す cos i know all the radicals but didn't recognise it, anyway it means "to crush" and jisho's example sentence for it is A Lot

hrt --- 

my only option seems to be either convincing my gp to switch me to progynova (which is apparently produced in the uk), but the gp is closed early today so i cant get on it right now

im freaking out!!!!!!!

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hrt --- 

brexit-fuelled nationwide shortage of estradiol hemihydrate

i only have 2 weeks worth left, got the last sheet in the area at the 4th pharmacy i checked

this is it folks

the special hell we created for ourselves

i still don't completely understand what dialectics is but i feel like i'm starting to get the gist

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u ever realise u dont really know what "dialectics" really means then fall into a 75 minute wikipedia hole

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