gay chemical @PolyCement@computerfairi.es

ahhh fuck did i miss ludum dare again

maybe next year i'll actually remember to enter

i'm trying to define a set of states with probabilities attached to em in c# and it's making me miss lua

in lua this would just be a table, in c# it's a toss up between either doing nasty stuff with an enum and a float array or making a whole new class for this one purpose

i wonder if i could use a shader to slightly distort textures as they get further away from the player

originally i was gonna use affine texture mapping to make textures feel off but it actually looked TOO awful

ive been wondering about ways to make the textures in my game kinda off to give the impression of a dream, i'd been going with roughly painted textures but now im kinda considering using realistic textures but fucking them up a bit with content aware scale

tired: gender is a boolean
wired: gender is an enum
inspired: gender is an array of floats

(im gonna add a setting so players can disable it ofc)

whoops! stayed up til 5:45am working making lights flicker in my video game,

i messed with some sliders and the plugin accidentally made art

https://computerfairi.es/media/bzHkYEmmXKitbpnYU8I

how did i only just find out there's a content aware rescale plugin for gimp? im having way too much fun with this

https://computerfairi.es/media/eN3YJL2JKdvw8-_Xb0U
https://computerfairi.es/media/JHEbk5akJDCLmdX7-9I

if i hang my animal crossing keychain from a keyblade what form does it take? what about my shitty plastic diamond keychain that i got out of an xmas cracker??

i think about this kind of bullshit a lot

i dont care if a sword that's shaped like a key is silly and impractical, the concept of a weapon that totally changes its form depending on what keychain u hang from it is extremely good

i was gonna try and 100% kingdom hearts but im playing the ps2 version and combat is just too janky for grinding to not be absolute torture

idk why but shoegaze just, feels like summer music to me? i cant explain it

for like 20 years i thought soup was some complicated shit but turns out nah u just heat up some water and throw whatever shit u want in it and let it cook and thats soup

like once u got the flavour sachet mixed into the water throw some mixed herbs, salt, pepper, soy sauce and sriracha in there and u got tasty soup, cook ur noodles in that.... good shit

hot take: instant noodles are actually good but only if u throw a load of herbs and condiments in there and make it into noodle soup

its 2018 and im genuinely considering buying a griever necklace

related: i just found out gimp will scold u for trying to use a frame delay of 1 when exporting an animated gif