Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es

Parents: haha! Violating my child's personal boundaries is so cute! I love when they wince and try to run away from my displays of affection!

I curse the name of those who cause me the most harm in my life! Unfortunately that means i'm cursing myself so it becomes a vicious cycle

You ever got a friend that like...you care about and want to emotionally support, but...the way they type when they're talkin' about heavy stuff is just like...bad fanfic dialogue? And so you're sitting there and you genuinely feel for them and you're tryna support them but the things they're typing just give you these like middle school flashbacks and you're like AAAAHHH

@Zaeri yeah i drew one eye a bit too big on accident lol so it looks a bit wonky.

Could i get some hashtag #opinions on this hashtag #face i hashtag #drew
Just what you expect from this hashtag #character

#art #mastoart #doodle #sketch #pen

@froyo255 kis kis i'm okay

Emotional whiplash so strong i wanna puke
God damn

When ur brain is like EVERYTHING IS AMAZING!!! and ur like AHAHAHA YEAH!!! and then it's like BUT YOU'RE STILL A SACK OF SHIT YOU MISERABLE FLESH PRISON YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED NO ONE WILL EVER FIND VALUE IN YOUR WORTHLESS EXISTENCE and you're like I'M GETTING SOME MIXED SIGNALS HERE??? and your brain is just like AHAHA SO FUNNY FUN HA

And now the fingers a r e g o i n
WEWEWEWEWEEWW

HOO BOY EVERYTHING IS REALLY FUNNY
AND I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT OR EVEN CROOKED
I'M GONNA EAT CANDY CANES

@cynical_nb what even is eco-extremism?

@Lumb nothing is shoplifting, steal everything.

Crime is fun, kids.

@_Crescensia_ but for real i vote second one

@_Crescensia_ wear the second one on top of the first one for a two in one combo

@tas l-luwud

@tas hi super high, where did Tas go?