Zandorp the Foolish @PrinceFlamingo@computerfairi.es
I'm as queer as they come, and a mess to boot. I post art and complain, that's kinda my thing.
he/him/his or ne/nem/nir please
also, here's some links i'll update at a moment's notice:
ko-fi - https://ko-fi.com/PrinceFlamingo
instagram - https://www.instagram.com/princeflamingo/
picarto - https://picarto.tv/princesdumbgayart
discord - @PrinceFlamingo#6798
Joined Dec 2018
Cursed art, probably pure evil
TIME TO ART DUMP
Listen!
If you listen close enough to the waves of the universe
The ebb and flow of life
The call of the stars
You can hear...
A gamer boy having a heated gamer moment screaming the N word at another 12 year old in Call of Duty.
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The real plot twist is wolf wasn't yelling "cwoookie crisp" he was yelling "cuwukie crisp"
The Holiday Season: alternately titled "How Much God Damn Sugar Can I Stuff in My Tiny Face Hole"
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The L in LGBT stands for kpop.
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smh just went to the store and told the cashier i'm "morgan, from mastodon" and they didnt even give me a discount smfh
As the great philosopher and voice of a generation, Limp Bizkit, so famously said:
Keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin.
Zandorp the Foolish
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Just bury me with my things, because they're mine
Okay so i was gonna shower, get dressed, go get some take out, come back and be productive.
Instead i showered and huddled under my blanket and now i'm lost to the world, never to return
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*at the sand store*
Ah yes, this one has a nice handfeel
Caps, art angst?
haha, alright, you drew a thing, now it's time to put it out there. Just be cool, man.
~5 minutes later~
IF 100 PEOPLE DON'T COMMENT ON MY SHITTY PEN DOODLE ON LINED PAPER IN 3 GOD DAMN SECONDS I AM DELETING MYSELF OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET
Zandorp the Foolish
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"lol here's a fun memm, type "I am a" and then let autocorrect finish it!"
"You don't want that. Trust me"
"Nah lol try it let me see"
"Welp,I warned you... I am a-" *autocorrect starts chanting in Eldrich tongues in ever increasing volumes. It cannot be stopped. The sound, that should not be heard from text, seems to emanate from within the skull, those listening scream in horror and madness*
"Told ya. Never works."
I'm as queer as they come, and a mess to boot. I post art and complain, that's kinda my thing.
he/him/his or ne/nem/nir please
also, here's some links i'll update at a moment's notice:
ko-fi - https://ko-fi.com/PrinceFlamingo
instagram - https://www.instagram.com/princeflamingo/
picarto - https://picarto.tv/princesdumbgayart
discord - @PrinceFlamingo#6798
Joined Dec 2018
