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@fillertrack looked it up cause raisins, and all the videos are "SHE-VENOM EDDIE KISS" and bleeeeugh. Are the straights okay?

if you're a trans woman or trans feminine non-binary person there's a long-term study recruiting right now on trans feminine health and it compensates $250 spread out in 6 month intervals of $50. Https://litestudy.org

*ominously stroking a bunny in their lap* Khajiit have hares if you have coin

@fillertrack shit that happened so many times to me in my life and it always sucks.

Automated toilets have also flushed because I ceased movement for too long. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

That moment when you learn part of the mememe dance and feel like the thot that was inside you all along.

All right, this seems to be popular. Officially took this from @Lazuli so here we go. Like away.

All trans gals are cute!

All trans guys are handsome!

All NB trans people look wonderful!

Boost if you agree!

Really bad idea 

Ready Player One, but instead of pop culture it's just memes.

tired: having a waifu
wired: becoming your own waifu

Ahh bloody hell.

That guy who makes the sarcastic alien comics? Heโ€™s anti-abortion, march for life sort.

Iโ€™m not going to link the post cause itโ€™s gross.

Just an FYI cause I know people like those comics and I see them posted here on the regular. You will have to decide for yourself if you want to separate the art from the artist.

For me, I canโ€™t. And I certainly wonโ€™t be giving him money.

"The magic portal isn't calibrating!"
-"Have you tried scrying it off and on again"

WLW problems 

You ever just see someone really pretty on the train and you want to go say something but you realize even though you're a lady, it could still be construed as unwanted harassment like men do all the time?

Ahhh! ๐Ÿ˜ข

Mr sandman
Bring me a dream
Let me use whichever bathroom i please

Bringing one of my player's fiance into my d&d game which is great because they'll finally have a healer, meaning i don't have to care so much about absolutely destroying them

if you try to tell me how to optimally play a video game i will min my build just to spite you

Creepy, paranormal activity? Probably not 

Housemate has been living away from home for a few months now. Pass by their bedroom door and see lights on. Text to ask if they came back home, and they didn't.

Open door and see light on, go turn it off.

It's remote controlled though?

Lewd, 2 horn 4 main, bdsm mention 

I mean, I just realized this year that I'm grey ace. I guess this is just a red period?

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Lewd, 2 horn 4 main, bdsm mention 

Damn The Arcana (game) has really awoken a dominant side of me. I've always been a reluctant top but Julian is just so pretty when he's being submissive. ๐Ÿ˜ I'm goddamned 27 years old why is a fictional character a sexual awakening?!

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