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Absolutely love when my elderly neighbour blasts his bass heavy music late into the night when I have work in the morning.

Asked him to turn it down but he didn't turn it down much. We spent 5 minutes in the rain knocking to get him to answer initially.

Fuck

if a tiny bee were to ask me if i like jazz i would scream immediately and then say yes

@fillertrack looked it up cause raisins, and all the videos are "SHE-VENOM EDDIE KISS" and bleeeeugh. Are the straights okay?

if you're a trans woman or trans feminine non-binary person there's a long-term study recruiting right now on trans feminine health and it compensates $250 spread out in 6 month intervals of $50. Https://litestudy.org

*ominously stroking a bunny in their lap* Khajiit have hares if you have coin

@fillertrack shit that happened so many times to me in my life and it always sucks.

Automated toilets have also flushed because I ceased movement for too long. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

That moment when you learn part of the mememe dance and feel like the thot that was inside you all along.

All right, this seems to be popular. Officially took this from @Lazuli so here we go. Like away.

All trans gals are cute!

All trans guys are handsome!

All NB trans people look wonderful!

Boost if you agree!

Really bad idea 

Ready Player One, but instead of pop culture it's just memes.

tired: having a waifu
wired: becoming your own waifu

"The magic portal isn't calibrating!"
-"Have you tried scrying it off and on again"

WLW problems 

You ever just see someone really pretty on the train and you want to go say something but you realize even though you're a lady, it could still be construed as unwanted harassment like men do all the time?

Ahhh! ๐Ÿ˜ข

Mr sandman
Bring me a dream
Let me use whichever bathroom i please

Bringing one of my player's fiance into my d&d game which is great because they'll finally have a healer, meaning i don't have to care so much about absolutely destroying them

if you try to tell me how to optimally play a video game i will min my build just to spite you

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