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[polyamorous hobbit voice] but what about second girlfriend

Oh no, my wife's girlfriend is too cute and now I have a girlfriend and a wife.

Oh no, my girlfriend's wife is too cute and now I have two girlfriends

Today is not just about bunnies and eggs. It represents something greater.

Yes, that's right, the anniversary of the Game Boy. Thirty years ago today, Japanese customers got their hands on the monochrome handheld.

arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/04

Easter is the national holiday for rabbit furries. Itโ€™s what Jesus said.

Absolutely love when my elderly neighbour blasts his bass heavy music late into the night when I have work in the morning.

Asked him to turn it down but he didn't turn it down much. We spent 5 minutes in the rain knocking to get him to answer initially.

Fuck

if a tiny bee were to ask me if i like jazz i would scream immediately and then say yes

if you're a trans woman or trans feminine non-binary person there's a long-term study recruiting right now on trans feminine health and it compensates $250 spread out in 6 month intervals of $50. Https://litestudy.org

*ominously stroking a bunny in their lap* Khajiit have hares if you have coin

That moment when you learn part of the mememe dance and feel like the thot that was inside you all along.

All right, this seems to be popular. Officially took this from @Lazuli so here we go. Like away.

All trans gals are cute!

All trans guys are handsome!

All NB trans people look wonderful!

Boost if you agree!

Really bad idea 

Ready Player One, but instead of pop culture it's just memes.

tired: having a waifu
wired: becoming your own waifu

Ahh bloody hell.

That guy who makes the sarcastic alien comics? Heโ€™s anti-abortion, march for life sort.

Iโ€™m not going to link the post cause itโ€™s gross.

Just an FYI cause I know people like those comics and I see them posted here on the regular. You will have to decide for yourself if you want to separate the art from the artist.

For me, I canโ€™t. And I certainly wonโ€™t be giving him money.

"The magic portal isn't calibrating!"
-"Have you tried scrying it off and on again"

WLW problems 

You ever just see someone really pretty on the train and you want to go say something but you realize even though you're a lady, it could still be construed as unwanted harassment like men do all the time?

Ahhh! ๐Ÿ˜ข

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