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tired: having a waifu
wired: becoming your own waifu

Ahh bloody hell.

That guy who makes the sarcastic alien comics? Heโ€™s anti-abortion, march for life sort.

Iโ€™m not going to link the post cause itโ€™s gross.

Just an FYI cause I know people like those comics and I see them posted here on the regular. You will have to decide for yourself if you want to separate the art from the artist.

For me, I canโ€™t. And I certainly wonโ€™t be giving him money.

"The magic portal isn't calibrating!"
-"Have you tried scrying it off and on again"

WLW problems 

You ever just see someone really pretty on the train and you want to go say something but you realize even though you're a lady, it could still be construed as unwanted harassment like men do all the time?

Ahhh! ๐Ÿ˜ข

Mr sandman
Bring me a dream
Let me use whichever bathroom i please

Bringing one of my player's fiance into my d&d game which is great because they'll finally have a healer, meaning i don't have to care so much about absolutely destroying them

if you try to tell me how to optimally play a video game i will min my build just to spite you

Creepy, paranormal activity? Probably not 

Housemate has been living away from home for a few months now. Pass by their bedroom door and see lights on. Text to ask if they came back home, and they didn't.

Open door and see light on, go turn it off.

It's remote controlled though?

Lewd, 2 horn 4 main, bdsm mention 

I mean, I just realized this year that I'm grey ace. I guess this is just a red period?

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Lewd, 2 horn 4 main, bdsm mention 

Damn The Arcana (game) has really awoken a dominant side of me. I've always been a reluctant top but Julian is just so pretty when he's being submissive. ๐Ÿ˜ I'm goddamned 27 years old why is a fictional character a sexual awakening?!

Conservatives: โ€œLeftists are gonna convince your son that heโ€™s a battle princess cyborg riding a rainbow unicorn Pegasus into battle with The Man!โ€

Me, head banging the whole time theyโ€™re talking: โ€œfuck yeah, FUCK YEAHโ€

The Arcana Game (beginning of the end) 

Yesssssssssss!!!! Got the upright end! (Now to wait to actually experience the end!)

@thurloat my wife watched that Marie Kondo show and now i am like a little baby in comparison

the new Kirby anime OP is looking great
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RT @OyasuAmi@twitter.com
We were singing toxic by Britney Spears for karaoke and all of a sudden this was out background? Iโ€™m losing my mind
twitter.com/OyasuAmi/status/11

An anti piracy billboard in 2079 that reads "Please Stop Downloading Cars"

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