Rowan's witchy tip of the day: You should try to "rinse" your energy at least once a month. Not only does it feel great, it makes delicate tasks much easier to achieve.

Rowan's Witchy Tips 1.1: Terminology is extremely flexible and will vary from person to person, depending on how they were taught. I'd like to spend some time researching witch nomenclature, but for the time being— "energy" refers to the manipulatable, metaphysical stuff that exists in and around us. I'd call it「𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝖌𝖔𝖔」but that name probably only appeals to me :blobcatoh:

Rowan's Witchy Tips #2: Practicing the basics is important. There's no point in trying anything complex without the stability of basic exercises.

Rowan's Witchy Tips #3: Basic shielding is good for you. A simple barrier around your living space will deter all manner of bugaboos and grabblesnorps.

Rowan's Witchy Tips #3.1: If you use witchcraft as an excuse to not wear a mask in public I *will* punch you in the face and then say a grabblesnorp did it

Rowan's Witchy Tips #4: Making a metaphysical familiar is tough business. Make sure you're prepared for the task, and know what you're doing beforehand.

Rowan's Witchy Tips #5: Nobody I know will actually take Tip #4 seriously, so here's a crash course:

1) brush up on your fundamentals
2) have a plan set up BEFORE you begin. What with the familiar's role be? How will they achieve that role? Where will they get their energy from?
3) gather up materials— at the bare minimum you will want an object of some significance to you that will store the necessary 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝖌𝖔𝖔.
4) Charge up your 𝖌𝖔𝖔 𝖇𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖞 over the course of several weeks
5) do the thing

Rowan's Witchy Tips #6: Do you have no idea what's going on when people talk about witchcraft? You have to pierce the veil first, you goober. There's probably a guide out there somewhere idk

Rowan's Witchy Tips #7: Do not trust the friendly white woman who insists her magic works through the medium of an ASMR youtube video. Just... please, learn how to do meditation and cleansing and whatnot on your own. There is absolutely no way those videos are reliable

Witchy Tips #8: Always remember that nobody knows what they're doing~

Witchy Tips #9: If you're making instant hot chocolate and you don't feel like going through the hassle of heating up milk, just pretend you're making instant tea/coffee and add the milk in afterwards.

Witchy Tips #10: Out of body experiences are great! Just... y'know...

Be careful about messing with stuff out there

Witchy Tips #11: Connecting with your own mindscape and going out-of-body are not the same thing— make sure you know the difference~

Witchy Tips #12: Experience can drown out belief, with time. There is no need to believe in something half-heartedly when you can experience it fully.

Witchy Tips #13: In the midnight hours, staring up at a full moon, you will feel a slight emptiness. Grab onto it and hold it close to your chest— then, open your eyes.

Witchy Tips #14: The moon does not carry the same weight as the Earth, and yet its potential energy is far stronger. Feel confident when the moon sways you.

Witchy Tips #15: Liminal spaces are excellent for witchcraft, but they carry their own dangers. Just as the world around you feels susceptible to change, you open yourself up to change as well. Be cautious.

Witch Tips #17: Do not attempt to find meaning in dreams.

Witch Tips #18: Always attempt to find meaning in dreams.

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