The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

*writes a chapter where Anise falls asleep on Chris' big fluffy spider abdomen on accident*
Damn I suddenly feel like cuddling up in bed. No idea why

Chapter 2 done. I should go to sleep

I was 8 hours into the game when I learned that mines don't actually deal damage immediately when activated— unlike every other explosive in the game

One Step From Eden is really good, with the caveat that you need to learn the mechanics outside of doing serious run attempts

Determined to spend my weekend procrastinating on getting a job by doing the thing that I want to be my job

Why is it so waaaaaaaaaaaarm

This is a rhetorical question. He already is.

What if the giant spider lady in my new book was a he/him lesbian

sandwich...............

Actually, I just finished the first chapter, so I could probably put that up early on patreon??

The answer, of course, is to write a respectable book that just so happens to feature a giant spider lady— which is what I'm currently doing.

As I crawl kicking and screaming into my mid-twenties I have to make the extremely important decision of whether I write respectable books that can be published through real publishers, or if I am to descend into the pit of horny sapphics who exclusively want me to write books about giant spider ladies

Every one-third-of-the-way-through-september I enter a sort of anti-imperialist crystal cocoon where I cannot be accessed on public forms of social media, and then I emerge slightly more supple than before

Well thank goodness today is over