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Sometimes I let it out when I don't mean to and I'm sorry bout that.

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I am chill vibes and/or anxiety all the time, so y'all may not know this— there is a tiny, smouldering kernel of rage within me that has never been extinguished

Wow I suddenly feel a lot better. Emotional catharsis sure is nice.

Amngy politics, extreme negativity 

I hate this place. Never in my life have I hated this place more. Imagine being born in a puddle of other people's blood and then sitting in it for 20 years. That's what our lives are. Raised off of unspoken bloodsport, coddled by the fetishization of the dead. Not a day goes by where I don't want to extract every speck of white American essence from my body and destroy it with the rest of this godforsaken hellhole. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck everything.

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Amngy politics, very negative 

I've never felt comfortable with this stupid day. Every year it gets more gratuitous and less relevant. And of course we also have to deal with two blatantly unappealing presidential candidates using YouTube ads like an elementary schooler passes notes in class. I mean, for fuck's sake. This country hasn't done jack shit for me in my 20+ years of being alive. And every goddamn year we spend like five full days jacking off over dead people. It's fucking sick.

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discourse, mourning 

I just think it'd be pretty fucking weird if we held a funeral for the same person once a year, every year, for 2 decades

Boobs 

Sometimes I don't wanna wear a bra but my titties are heavy so I just like... Cradle them under one arm while I do other stuff

Hi, can everyone above 48°N please buy themselves some sublingual vitamin D spray. There isn't going to be enough sun up here for a while.

I always remember the game fondly but when I boot it up it's so Crispy™️

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Few things are more emotionally dissonant than watching people you follow dunk on each other

Had a nice cry about the end of the world and job security. Normal wednesday stuff

Ah yes, my favorite indie studio, the kind that spends millions of dollars on marketing

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shouting 

DARK SOULS IS NOT AN INDIE GAME WHAT THE FUCK

Food: is less than a day old

Me: hmm. but is it still good tho?

about sex labels and dyadism (mentions gendering body parts) 

When people say sex is a social construct (as in, *sex*, not gender), what that means is that the only reason there is a "male"/"female" divide, or a intersex/"male"/"female" divide, is that people have arbitrarily decided that a certain characteristic is only one of these categories if it falls within specific ranges that have been defined in different ways through history and societies.

Sometimes I just write a whole post and then delete it because I like to keep the NSA guessing

Oh boy 4am, time to crash and probably wake up my wife like an asshole

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