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Smart people: Okay so I've bred my S/S/S/D/D chao with a B/C/E/S/S chao to get a maximum stat S/S/S/S/S chao. Now I let it reincarnate 3 times, give it one of every animal, ensuring that it becomes a Chaos Chao of my preferred alignment, which is Neutral. Now I can ace the Chao Race and get the final medals that I need to 100% the game—

Me: This one is named bubbles and I gave him too many penguins

Like bro that is a real human being with hopes and dreams. They probably have anxiety. Why the fuck are you asking them if they're a virgin in chat

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kink, knife play 

Not yandere mode like "don't date anyone besides me," yandere mode like "I know we're both into knife play, and I have decided that I am the one who is going to be doing the knifing"

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2021 is the year where the political landscape collapses and I got full yandere mode, immediately seducing like 5 of my friends

I'm going to take all the anger that I point inwards at myself and point it outwards and immediately destroy all of my social and parasocial relationships

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I'm a few more months of Everything Happening All The Time away from going completely apeshit

Dr Stone; It gets worse 

@yeenbean Yeah Senku is absolutely a "even if the hierarchy is bad I can just get to the top of the hierarchy and then change it from the top down, right?" type of guy

Dr Stone; It gets worse 

@yeenbean Tsukasa: Now that society has collapsed, it's the perfect time for direct action.

Senku, known liberal: I think we should reinstate society so that we can vote for positive change :)

Tsukasa: What you just said makes me so mad that I'm going to kill everyone's dad

All of the media I love is awful and there's nothing I can do about it anymore. I feed off of it now. I'm a bad taste media vampire. Don't talk to me unless you have an unsettling knowledge of b-list JRPGs and c-list arthouse animation laced with the objectification of women

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*actually watching anime* :)

*thinking about anime* :/

*analyzing anime critically* :(

Dr Stone; It gets worse 

@yeenbean Like if the newest volume of the manga or whatever featured Senku establishing eugenics I wouldn't bat an eye

Dr Stone; It gets worse 

@yeenbean Right?? Like, with the introduction of [generic girl] it becomes really clear that Senku already viewed society in terms of "smart, hardworking, powerful, sexually attractive," mutually exclusive traits that are both biologically determined and the single defining factor of a person's role in the community

Me: “Exposure to gay media can’t make someone gay”

Catra: “Hey Adora”

Me: “Ok...that...that’s probably gonna make a few folks gay”

Oh boy do I have stuff to say about Dr. Stone 

@yeenbean Don't worry Senku is just way too smart to ever let that happen. He would never create a wealth disparity that ostracizes certain communities, for instance by withholding access to technological information— And he would certainly never do something as asinine as prioritizing abstract, arbitrary concepts like "intelligence" or "talent" in a way that creates social castes like a ruling caste, a working caste, etc! That would never happen. /s

I'm not a yandere but I will pretend to have that personality type for the sake of sexual tension

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