The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

I just heard about creatures with "brood chambers" and honestly I have never wanted something so badly in my life

For a little bit of context, we now live in a VERY cushy apartment (at least by our standards) that we acquired for fairly cheap. It's so brand new and cushy that they're literally not done constructing parts of the building yet. :P

Bad news: our building doesn't have internet yet.
Good news: We are literally adjacent to the wifi router for the building's main office

All moved in. Physically, everything sucks. Emotionally, feeling a lot better!

Anyway Purrgatory is a cat-focused deck with Kaheera the Orphanguard as companion. It features such hilarious game mechanics as "oops all of my dead creatures are back on the field with higher stats" and "good luck killing me, I regenerate health constantly every turn, and that makes my creatures stronger!"

I know that there's gonna be people like "wow, what a scrub playing Arena, you can't even play lgs-custom-variant-historic-commander-boogaloo" but honestly? I made this deck basically for free and have been consistently winning for several hours now. In real life I built a basic deck that cost me almost $50 and I used it maybe five times, and now it's not legal in standard because I didn't pay another $50 to get the same cards with a different icon.

Oops I fell in love with Magic the Gathering again

And I would be fine with this if just. One part, of this whole operation, went smoothly. Every single aspect of moving out has been like pulling teeth. And it's nobody's fault, it's just so frustrating

Uhaul decided that our truck pickup is in another goddamn zip code, so now there's a "fun" situation where we have to car-leapfrog around just to get all of the vehicles into the right place with two (2) people who can actually drive. The dryer is borked so my clothes are all wet, and I have to essentially load an entire moving truck in day-old pajamas. We don't get the keys for the new apartment until three hours after we need to be moved out of the current apartment, so that's GREAT

Yes this is about moving. God it sucks

Top text I can't take it anymore, bottom text Seriously I'm at my limit

Sorry for basically not being online recently, we're moving and it's rough :(

Every pair of bluetooth headphones needs to have a "reconnect to the same thing you were just connected to" button so that I can stop losing my mind