i‘m a blåhaj girl, in a blåhaj world

I'd be so funny if any company ever admitted that some or even most people were not interested in some of their new features, lol

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Imagine if an app popped up a dialog saying "Have a look at this wonderful new feature" and the options are "No thanks!" and "Maybe later"

fellas, if your savior:

  • can turn water into wine
  • can make bread
  • is risen

that's not your savior. that's a colony of fermenting microorganisms

I made my bed so I could sit on it with my laptop. But someone else immediately claimed shotgun #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Imagine watching Facebook do the metaverse and rename themselves to Meta, Musk renaming Twitter to X, and Microsoft renaming Office to 365 Copilot (it apparently skips leap year days) and thinking these people aren't the most clueless chucklefucks who ever walked the earth

archival-quality laserdisc capture involves like 7 steps, all of which are slow and take too long

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we can be pitifully terrible at everything else and it won't matter so long as we can Chord Progression but we must be able to chord progression

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Three years ago I started meticulously mapping south Silent Hill 2 of how it would appear in Google Maps. Maybe I should finish it this year 😅

#silenthill #digitalart

For decades, Canadians eagerly rushed onto US tech platforms and services. But now the drawbacks of that dependence are on full display.

For the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives, I explain the economic and political consequences of a US-dominated internet — and why digital sovereignty is imperative.

policyalternatives.ca/news-res

#tech #canada #cdnpoli #cdntech #digitalsovereignty #politics

How my students taught me that Github’s monopoly is hurting the Open Source ecosystem even more than I thought.

ploum.net/2026-01-05-unteachin

#github #floss

Q: how long have we been watching tom scott videos
A: we walked by some kids playing a certain rihanna song and could only hear it as “we flew a kite in a public place”

Anyway: Right now, today, if you leave a non-five-alarm-turbonerd alone with a Linux .ISO, you are telling them to burn their house down and then move to a new town with nothing, and saying how much better and great and empowering that's going to be. All our installers are irrevocably destructive and have been for thirty years, they will pave your drive flat and rebuild a strange house on top of that, and your job is to never do that to anyone.

Help people. Start with backups and listening.

Listen, nerds - if you're going to pick This Year to help people switch to Linux, I am begging you to do one thing: _Make sure your friend or parent or grandparent or whoever has backups_. Before you do _anything else_.

Make sure they have all their passwords and accounts somewhere. If you have the means to do so, take a drive image.

Be as sure as you can that they don't lose anything. Even if that's "where the icons are" and "my desktop background pic".

pcgamer.com/software/linux/im-

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