the biggest problem with programming in C, Java or Rust is the risk of wearing out the keyboard, due to them all being strongly-typed languages

@hikari You've convinced me, I'm going to go dig out my short shorts

shorts on girls are very important. I'm putting my money where my mouth is here. I'm wearing these shorts as much as possible

I wrote a new open source licence for LLM-generated code

Biting is just kissing with teeth. send toot.

Explosives do not make hardware tamper-proof, but they do qualify as tamper-evident. --DNSSEC Mastery, 2nd edition

"In order to access this webpage, please cast a fireball".

I'm tired of all these mage verifications.

As I'm sure everyone is aware, it's still possible to logout by simply running the command 'gnome-session-quit --logout' from the terminal /s

sounds like the web is about to get a lot more annoying to use for #grapheneos users and others using #android devices with """compromised integrity""", people without smartphones, people using smartphones with other operating systems, etc.: support.google.com/recaptcha/a

google's new "mobile reCAPTCHA verification" will require you to scan a QR code from either an iOS device with the reCAPTCHA app or an android device with up-to-date google play services.

Booking train tickets for a moderately complex 3-legged journey. Using the trainline app for the second leg and it gives me two options, one arriving at 1.30 in the morning the next day, and one at 5.30 in the morning.

I go "of course not, book earlier" and it says there is nothing available. WTF?

I break the journey myself into two chunks and of course it's all available and I can arrive where I need to be at a sensible 5.30pm. The same day.

Stupid bloody app.

today we're apparently doing a sample German test, where one of the assignments is to write a reply to a post on the internet

I asked if I'd lose points if my reply would get me banned, she said no, please submit your hot takes, they're more fun to read. so now I've submitted a post telling OP that something is einfach ein skill issue.

One of the great things about getting the print version of TheOnion is the ads. Full page mock ads that are just… ouch.

hahaa! Successfully removed all IR and UV filters from my old Canon EOS 600D, I can do full spectrum, UV and IR photography now!

All of the following photos have been taken with a ~550nm+ lpf, meaning cutting everything under 550nm (blue, purple and uv) off. I love the vibrant pink foliage and dramatic turquoise skies #photography

"Revolutionary action is not a form of self-sacrifice, a grim dedication to doing whatever it takes to achieve a future world of freedom. It is the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free."

– David Graeber

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

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