no, no, no, you see, we don't indent code around here, we outdent it

@hikari Why do I have a feeling I should put this into the location bar of Windows Explorer?

@BrianEnigma @mcc remember when text areas had clear scroll bars you could use to move around the text and they didn't hide themselves among the actual text and weren't so thin you have to pixel hunt them to actually move around your code?

@mcc Remember when windows had clear titlebars that you could grab ahold of and not have to gingerly find an inactive space between toolbar icons and other active interface elements when all you want to do is move the window around?

Alright, which of you #monsterdon​ians drives the car I saw this sticker on

god are we going to end up with a generation that are literally illiterate because your phone can read everything for you

there's no longer any reason to learn to read if you aren't forced to and don't believe that being able to do things in your own brain is somehow valuable

t-shirt that says "DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE EVALUATED THIS REGEX!"

Current argument at work;

1: "Bolognese is a soup!"
2: "No! No It's not!"
1: "It's liquid and tomato and got bits in, it's like a chunky tomato soup"
2: "No!! On that definition then, Tea would be a soup!"
1: "Yes exactly!"
2: "NO!"

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