FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

coworker: I need to check in on [name]. she's just had a really long day incubating E. coli.
me: oh, oh no.
[a couple sentences later]
me: wait -- not in herself, then?
coworker: no. In lab.

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if elected as president of europe i will mandate all cities to be designed by people with runner vision. all buildings to be at least twenty stories, all rooftops to have ziplines and places for soft landings by 2035

nominative determinism must be fake, i bet martin luther invented protestantism because he couldn't play the guitar

Isn't it beautiful how life always finds a way to persevere 🙏

PSA for anyone with an #Amazon #Kindle or even just any #kindlebooks , they are about to permanently remove the ability to download books to your computer. Your last day to use this functionality is February 26, 2025, so you have about a week. There are no easy ways to grab it all at once, but it's worth it to me to be able to access my 500+ #ebooks so I'm clicking on them one by one anyway. Amazon has been very quiet about it, so spread the word.

gen alpha kid listens only to modern pitch-corrected music, plays portal: “i don't get it, glados is supposed to sound robotic?”

Attackers have time and budgetary constraints too.

That trans girl that you follow, the one that you see as amazing and cool and goals? The one that seems to have a ton of friends and followers? She's just a normal girl, with normal feelings and, more importantly, normal hidden struggles. Your interactions and kind words might actually make her day when she's feeling down, or insecure, or feeling the pressure of social interactions due to any number of things. Remember, there's always just a normal girl behind that screen. ​​

A stupid thing I drew while trying to get Windows 95 working on my Virtual Machine.. #furry

my knowledge of japanese is in my opinion pretty awful, but my girlfriend keeps having to remind me that i am doing the xkcd 2501 thing whenever i think the average weeb merely knows hiragana, katakana, the most common ten or so particles, ko/so/a/do, common forms of aru and iru,

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you.

falls asleep with the lights on

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood

Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

#StarTrek

found the perfect stackoverflow question:

https://serverfault.com/questions/62316/how-do-i-list-loaded-linux-module-parameter-values

this question was asked fifteen years ago, has 127 upvotes, is two sentences long, and has seven answers, every single one of which has completely ignored half of the question.