Intel's stock imploded and the CEO started posting bible verses about fear and death on social media. 🎈📌

@earthshine

"this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, *that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling*. This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house."

@owashe oh great! /s Now even the nutritional facts can (link) rot. 😔

modern society is "hey let's print out a QR code to various nutrition facts and cooking instructions instead of putting them on the label like we have been doing for decades"

QR code that just says "Fuck you" how about that?

roommates and i did pumpkin carving but we all got fucked up pumpkins

one is short and squat and slightly moldy, one is extremely thick, and bumpy like it has some sort of skin disease, and the other is pale white and smells like a melon

Why don't we meet in the middle and call it superficial intelligence

what would happen if Germany stopped destroying society and the planet to subsidise the auto industry:

A customer came in and gave us a tiny knit acorn. Not beating the “i live inside an animal crossing village” allegations

a little pico8 experiment in procedural water, shimmering reflections, and shifting skies.
just playing around with motion, color cycling, and the illusion of light on water.
#pico8 #pixelart #creativecoding #generativeart #indiedev

a while back, I and some friends went to the place where the #WindowsXP Autumn wallpaper [right] was clicked, and got a modern day equivalent [left]

posting it today, because it's 25 years since XP launched. happy birthday! 🎉

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