The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

How Not To Summon A Demon Lord was pretty good actually

*you attempt to reciprocate headpaps and immediately impale yourself on a goat horn*

*pats my own head* this baby can hold so much love and affection

My meat-mech hasn't had a tune up in 23 years and I'm starting to want some upgrades tbh

Hot take: RWBY works as a fighting game roster because a shoestring plot and ultraspecific character abilities that are never fully explained are the *expectation*

I miss playin BBTAG

You wanna flirt, huh? Wanna make me all flustered and cute and shit? Try it. Yeah that's right, push me down on that bed babe, you won't. Pin my arms a little bit. I dare you to tenderly kiss my lips while you straddle me. Y-you ain't got nothin on me

Is there a witch power scale or smth? I don't know any other witches so it's hard to gauge whether I've made any progress in the past year

I have finally decided uwu

Bippity boat my fursona's a goat

Ohhhhh, so THAT'S why Xigbar is only half Xehanort.

I don't think we're ever going to get away with a conclusive Kingdom Hearts ending

Would people still give me affection if I was goat? Would I be cute? The questions are infinite...

What if my fursona was a weird ass goat

I want cuddles

Has anyone ever looked at a goat and gone "aww what an adorable flirtatious personality" nah bintch I've eaten your shoes and your towels are next

Being cute on the internet is hard because I could be a catgirl and be all nya and whatnot but nah I'm 80% goat