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The worst software:
a publishing tool which is built on mastodon
and
utilizes blockchains as an integral part of its design
and
neural networks, for some reason
and
torrent peer-to-peer file transmission, because the neural nets need them
and
an IRC client, because sometimes the neurals think it is faster to transmit info via a chat window
and
you have to call someone on the phone every time you want to make any kind of change
oh
and it does not understand time zones by default

The best piece of software ever written is out there in the world, doing what it is meant to do, but it is so obscure and niche that no one one will ever find it and marvel at its perfect bugfree elegant nature

she was a girl 

he was a brand
she dumped him so hard he dropped out of corporate life and became a skater boi
she said
see you later boi

the best text editor is summoning files from an alternate timeline where you did write the code

People look at me like I'm a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. Thaaaat's just ok.

and now a few words from out sponsors
*is eaten alive by a swarm of furry animals*

90s translucent electronics... boost if you agree

the admin of computer fairies is rad and cool
and that's the truth

When attacked by a bear, play dead.
Make his meal less stressful.
It's not all about you.

honestly people trying to sell usernames on mastodon instances will never not be funny

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!