Ask not for whom the corn cobs; it is not wise to eat anything offered from the Fae

Today I learned that there are secret white mushroom houses in Super Mario 3

After all these years, I am still learning new things

speedrunning 

@lizardsquid it amuses me to occasionally go back to my speedrunning thesis and see just how outmoded the strats carefully laid out therein really are
two years is a long, long time when you go fast

I just remembered that thing where they gave every tree an email address, so local residents could write in and report problems, and they instead wrote poems and general musings tangentially related and directed to the trees themselves

flowery poetry
poetic flowers
radical guerrilla gardening
seeding poetry

*walks over the horizon, and ever so gradually moves hither*
*the horizon is far away*
*the walking takes a while*
*finally gets close*
*closes in*
*arrives*
hey
*keeps walking towards the opposite horizon*
*it, too, is far away*
*the walking takes a while*
*crests a distant hill and walks off into the unknown distance, out of sight*

all birds originate from the ancient artefact of the skies known only to the world as The Bird Orb, or colloquially, The Borb

I'm not saying we should build a pocket dimension and fill it with cats, but, if we somehow stumbled into a situation where we could pour billions of dollars into making this a reality, we might want to consider the option

Did you know: @maple's instance, computerfairi.es, dates back to the 70s? I unearthed a classic logo from those early days:

@troubleMoney another counterpoint: if you were homeless, you'd need a smoke and a drink too

Disembodied voice: if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm

Me: thank the yods

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