all birds originate from the ancient artefact of the skies known only to the world as The Bird Orb, or colloquially, The Borb
I'm not saying we should build a pocket dimension and fill it with cats, but, if we somehow stumbled into a situation where we could pour billions of dollars into making this a reality, we might want to consider the option
Disembodied voice: if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm
Me: thank the yods
request for money Show more
My bank account is overdrawn by $40 and we're gradually running out of food.
Toss us a few kofi's to help pay back what we owe?
that subtle shift in ambient computer noise that happens when you close a resource intensive process
bop if you agree
Dead-end phrases in adventure games
for all intensive porpoises
and not to yield
They say it couldn't be done
*looks at an infinite regression of bongo cats snaking all across the universe*
I think what they meant was that it shouldn't be done, and they were right
*approaches the space station from really far away*
*slowly gets closer, in oh so imperceptible increments*
*the sheer magnitude of the vastness of space is accentuated by the time it takes to finally get there*
*finally gets there*
*continues to drift, ever onward*
I'm really thinking mastodon.social should close new inscriptions for good.
Not because it's a bad instance, but because it's still used by too many people as the default entry point into the Fediverse. Also, with every now users, the human and financial cost of maintaining it keeps growing and it really takes a toll on the project's resources.
she dreamt she was a bulldozer
she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
Your gender is changing between genders at 60hz
It was foretold by gyromancy
a big book of smol moods
*dances for a bit, then smiles and says helo*
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