Sargoth (fairy aspect) @Sargoth@computerfairi.es

instance happenings
meow

No computer needs more than 640 gb RAM

*gathers massive amounts of void energy to make one statement that will sum up all the things*
blep

*looks at the timeline*
this intense gayness
it is the stuff of legends

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mlem

horse_ebooks
but for your torso

*ambient emotional support*

gone in a flash

The worst software:
a publishing tool which is built on mastodon
and
utilizes blockchains as an integral part of its design
and
neural networks, for some reason
and
torrent peer-to-peer file transmission, because the neural nets need them
and
an IRC client, because sometimes the neurals think it is faster to transmit info via a chat window
and
you have to call someone on the phone every time you want to make any kind of change
oh
and it does not understand time zones by default

The best piece of software ever written is out there in the world, doing what it is meant to do, but it is so obscure and niche that no one one will ever find it and marvel at its perfect bugfree elegant nature

Word of power: mlem

he was a brand
she dumped him so hard he dropped out of corporate life and became a skater boi
she said
see you later boi

Become the mlem you want to see in the world

one bepis
two bepii

So many turing drawings