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The best piece of software ever written is out there in the world, doing what it is meant to do, but it is so obscure and niche that no one one will ever find it and marvel at its perfect bugfree elegant nature

she was a girl 

he was a brand
she dumped him so hard he dropped out of corporate life and became a skater boi
she said
see you later boi

the best text editor is summoning files from an alternate timeline where you did write the code

People look at me like I'm a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. Thaaaat's just ok.

and now a few words from out sponsors
*is eaten alive by a swarm of furry animals*

90s translucent electronics... boost if you agree

the admin of computer fairies is rad and cool
and that's the truth

When attacked by a bear, play dead.
Make his meal less stressful.
It's not all about you.

honestly people trying to sell usernames on mastodon instances will never not be funny

It may appear benevolent but it does not share our dream

*gets ready to go outside*
[the gates of heaven open up, only it turns out to be the floodgates rather than the pearly ones]
again?

*gets ready to go outside*
[a massive rainfall starts to pummel the ground]
*goes up to the attic and listens to it*
nice

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!