I just overheard a lady at the Home Depot garden center ask where the perineums are and I hope she finds everything she’s looking for and more.

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We have a type of flower out here called clematis. One day I flubbed the word and called it chlamydia. The friends I was with made jokes about it for an hour, and ever since then, in my head, it's chlamydia.

@ScottSoCal @Alice i know people who’ve flubbed the OTHER direction…that flowering vine isn’t a clitoris, either.

@jatkinson @ScottSoCal @Alice TIL! I was thinking of clematis, which looks much less suggestive.

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