Whenever I say something awkward, I remember the time when I was seated on a plane next to a businessman who told me he worked for O’Reilly Auto Parts and he asked me if I was familiar and, on an otherwise silent plane, I proceeded to:
SING THE JINGLE
I knew it was weird, but I couldn’t stop. To make it worse, once I had finished singing “Oh oh oh, O’Reilly!” I summoned the deepest voice I’ve ever used and finished with:
AUTO PARTS
This always reminds me that whatever I just did wasn’t THAT bad, so hopefully it helps you too.
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