Have the banks considered eating less avocado toast?
I've heard that if they just stop buying a fancy coffee every morning, their finances will sort themselves right out.
@ScottSoCal @peterb All those avocado toasts coming home to roost
@geekyonion @ScottSoCal @peterb If I can be a plant nerd for a moment, I've always found the avocado toast thing to be hilariously strange. Avocados literally grow on trees in California, and anyone who wants to grow them in their backyard can plant one and in a few years have more than they can possibly eat. (We were getting over 2000 avocados a year from a tree at a place we rented a couple of years ago.)
We have a little baby avocado tree in the backyard that got old enough to produce a couple of years ago, and it works for us.
