There's really only one test to being my friend, and that is, when I say whatever's on my mind, especially when it's completely random, nonsensical and bordering tactless (but not offensive), that you don't react like something's gone wrong. My need to be randomly absolutely stupid is not negotiable.
No better way of enduring existence yet.
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For me, it's snark, and sarcasm, and a deep-seated need to mock the tropes I was raised to believe by taking them to ridiculous extremes.
