I grew up and had my sexual awakening in the 80s while watching, like, Magnum PI and Soloflex ads, and certain men's hairstyles that look incredibly dated and cheesy and are used as signifiers for a previous time in current-day period pieces are nevertheless basically hard-wired to my dick.
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Soloflex ads, yes, but that Magnum PI mustache - eh, no.
Also 80s hair-band hair. Don't judge me.
