I wash my hands with green apple soap before taking a sip of my sour apple energy drink. Matt Damon shoves a piece of paper against the window. Yells "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?" I tell him I like them fine. He seems content. Once again Matt Damon has been placated. Our children will see another sunrise.
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Matt Damon is my secret boyfriend. Don't say anything about it to him - it's a secret.
@ScottSoCal my lips are sealed