Made the CEO laugh today!
He asked where the box cutter was so I showed him… and he politely asked if I was going to need it. I said, “If I need it that bad, call the cops!"
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Made our shipping guy laugh yesterday.
I went out and asked if he'd received a package addressed to me. He said "We don't sleep together, so it's polite to say "Hi, how are you doing?" before you ask.
I said "Well, as tempting as the idea of sleeping with you is, so I don't have to do small talk, I don't think it's a good idea."
His jaw dropped, then he laughed.
