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hrt 

how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm a spooky werewolf

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
[The fox continues like this for 40 minutes]

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hrt 

i didn't check the side effects for these pills, so i guess i'd better get used to being a gosh darn girlfriend

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Sure sex is cool but have you ever been close to tragedy
or been close to folks who have?
🎺🎷🎺🎷
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
so heavy you collapse?
🎷🎺🎷🎺
No?
🎷🎺🎷🎺
Well,
🎷🎺🎷🎺
IIIIIIII've
never had to knock on wood

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Good morning, friends.
Present heads for patting.

Im so excited for smash and TWEWY aaaaaaa

There's a couple of people that I reaaally want to spend more time talking to, but I'm just so shy and generally quiet all the time and don't want to impose. It's actually kind of frustrating.

My friends always underestimate how much I like seeing pictures of them

Vent 

Who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to blend a smoothie at 5:30 am, what the fuck

I need to move

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