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lewd 

get you a man who can
- teleport
- tentacles
- lacks any facial features
- scares away teenagers

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lewd 

it started as a joke that i said i wanted a drawing of Luna in a shirt that says "Slenderman is Daddy" but i think I, personally, irl, would call Slenderman daddy

@rezzish i simultaneously wish to respond "oh yeah" and "i have no clue what you're talking about" wtf lmao

2: I think i first discovered the furry fandom just through osmosis? I was really into Jazz Jackrabbit as a kid and that's basically a furry series, so one thing led to another and being Extremely Online as a teen led me into the world.

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1: i haven't really been active in the furry scene until recently i guess! i went to my first con a few months ago, which was really cool. been hanging out with furries and furry-adjacents for quite a while though, probably about four or five years?

ive had a fursona for a lot longer though, probably about ten years

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been hearing ads on one of my podcasts recently for firefox, and they keep going on about "join firefox". like jesus christ does every application have to be a fucking club now? it's just a browser come on

vaguely negative 

first of two finals today. not expecting to do well, expecting to get it over with

USpol 

@Zero_Democracy i heard a centrist call Bernie "far left" which ahahahahaha

@fillertrack it's been forever since i ordered dominoes why are they doing this cursed shit now

You come to my pocket camp on the day of my daughters wedding and you ask me for a bug

yeah well im weirded out by the pronouns you use for your car so lets just call it even

Draca the plant giant will live on in our songs and legends.

mixed (~) 

+ definitely seems I'm going to chicago next month and seeing my loves
- might not have a home come august 15th

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