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Selfie, food, eye contact 

Hey demons, it's me, your girl, eating lunch

Thinking once again about how not only is there a weird edgy survival horror game on PC called Nocturne, but that the engine was licensed to make 3 games based on Blair Witch of all things

me: this one soundtrack from this game is really good

spotify: ah i see you are a 'gamer'

me: no, please

spotify: hold on fam i gotchu

me: please don't

spotify: so you just want entirely shitty vgm cover factories in your rec's yeah

me: stop

the dream of the gay furry polycule is alive on Masto

coffee 

extremely want to drink an entire fucking jug of coffee to finish this java assignment

Doritos are the shattered limbs of the fell-prince Dorit, King of Gamers

i dunno i've been thinking about travel again and i'm just mad that we don't have amazing intercity train networks

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you ever just think about how much everything could be paid for if anybody rich just had to pay like, any taxes at all.

like, effectively [i]at all[/i].

whatever you clever web kids are doing lately to break such esoteric browser features as "the arrow keys make the page go up and down" and "the Home and End keys work", i wish you would kindly reconsider.

sarcasm 

no yeah it's 100% reasonable i have to go to a separate subsection of the university website to calculate my current GPA, separate from the grade report site, that's reasonable, definitely couldn't just... *gestures* anything that.

Selfie 

Please abduct me from this curs'ed land, slender noise king

thinking about fucking around and becoming one of those girls with exclusively song lyrics tshirts

Hung out in the trans/enby space at my uni tonight and I ended up socializing a lot so that was fun!

Had the most white customer ever. Dude asked if we had the spicy salami. Didnโ€™t quite understand and thought he meant like the peppered salami. Then he was all โ€œI see it now! Right there the Genoa salami.โ€ Fucking genoa salami.

D&D, gender dynamics, fantasy races 

I honestly find it really weird / uncomfortable that the official guidelines are that (man, woman) == human, and that every single other race you're supposed to say (male/female) (race).

My current solution is that i always use role-based descriptors (man, woman, person, etc.) and try to avoid naming races entirely, but if necessary will use them [i]including[/i] on humans (imperials).

Gotta find my ereader again, i feel like my Monday and Wednesday breaks would be great time to catch up on articles and such

You ever see a prof so aesthetic you immediately consider changing your major

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