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Me: i shall say heck over hell, for it is less strong a word and in fact sounds better
Also me: i shall casually say fuck now

Food, song lyrics, caps 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST WHAT I NEEDED
I NEEDED NACHOS WITH CHEESE

sure i could spend half an hour doing anything productive [i]or[/i] i could fuck around with picking that perf notification sound and become even more powerful

Food 

Eating half a cold pizza for breakfast because d&d leftovers

Caps 

This truck next to our bus had a graphic on the back with two grim reapers and it said "keep texting... We'll see you soon! DANGER HEAVY LOAD" and I'm real mad i couldn't get a picture of it

Women on campus keep complimenting my heart sunglasses and now my dusty fuchsia hair so i think I'm doing something right

Was wondering why i was so wired then remembered I've been drinking coffee all day and i have d&d tonight so I'm 2000% ready

Dungeons and dragons, if you're my players please don't read this 

Running a 6-player game tonight which is a thing i haven't done since high school, and surely will not end in ruin

Definitely isn't a lethal encounter to throw a CR 5 and CR 6 boss at 6 lvl 4 characters at once

It is i, the only millenial furry who has not seen Disney's Robin Hood

It is i, the only millenial furry who has not seen Disney's Robin Hood

Public display of affection 

Hey y'all i fucking love my wife, gf, and nbf that's all โค๏ธ

Nintendo got mad people were making parody video game ideas and announced a Battle Royale Tetris, destroying them all.

Me assigning social web habits to destiny characters 

Asher Mir: Uses Reddit, Claims he uses 4chan

Ikora: Goodreads, exclusively nonfiction

Shaxx: Steam community, Lot of fortnite, says gg a lot, Grindr

Saladin: Historical Mini Wargaming Forum

Zavala: Knitting Pinterest

Tess Everis: Etsy, Facebook shop page, Patreon, Ko-fi, Paypal

Ada-1: The Silk Road

Osiris: Good luck, i have 70 alternative accounts

Failsafe: Anime Amino

Rasputin: Old School Anonymous

Uldren Sov: Weird twitter shitposter

Cayde-6: "Oh yeah I saw this on twitter" "what's your twitter" "I dont have a twitter"

Kadi 55-30: Hotmail

Calus: Fetlife

Cryptarch Rahool: Public transit enthusiast, watches donoteat

Banshee-44: Forgot all his passwords

Saruya Hawthorne: uses ello????]

Oryx: Somehow keeps getting unbanned

Xivu Arath: The sweatiest fucking smash player

Savathun: Aimbots

Lakshmi-2: Plays civilization on marathon speed, deity difficulty

Arach Jalaal: tumblr for his poetry

Executor Hideo: Superwholock Blog

food 

[b]wired:[/b] ham and cheese croissants
[b]tired (me):[/b] bologna and cheeze whiz crescent rolls

Oh boy it snowed a ton and University is shut down again, guess I'm staying home

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