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Nobody could possibly own me harder than i constantly own myself

Mental health, food (-) 

Probably shouldn't have stress eaten a bag of chips right before bed, ugggh

somebody finally made a foobar component for the windows 10 overlay, thank goodness

"Itโ€™s not clear whether people can tighten the shoes manually or if the Android update locks the shoes out completely."

mobilesyrup.com/2019/02/20/nik

LOL...wtf...app bricks your "smart shoes" and now you can't lace them up, because someone thought shoes that need an app to tighten them was...good?

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very cool of windows to pump my headphone volume up to 80% overnight, in an attempt to murder me with sound

My controversial Gamerโ„ข๏ธ opinion is that 7/10 is the best score

reasons to marry luigi if given the chance:

1) tradesman in an industry with consistent work
2) owns real estate
3) knows how to vacuum

perceived or real skill in programming does not suddenly give anyone the right to forego basic empathy.

the caustic, casually denigrating culture that infests computer science has got to go. rampant toxicity, in the long run, leads to stagnation in software development, because everyone that isn't steeped in that culture gets pushed out.

in the process of two friends linking me music my entire 30-track "energize" playlist has been trashed and replaced with four songs thanks???

lewd, ttrpg / d&d 

all DMs are bottoms, power bottoms at most

Saving hundreds of dollars to finally commission the most accurate furry art for me: depicting dancing but in a way that nobody could possibly mistake as "good" or "cool"

Flung a spoon at my eye. My bosses now know how much of a klutz I am. Great. Lol

i have like a perfect streaming setup and i like literally never stream what's wrong with me

gonna buy some underwear online to feel better about absolutely owning myself

Nobody could possibly dunk on me harder than groggy 10am me locking myself out of the bedroom in a bath robe

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