Luna 🌑 Lapin 🐰 @Shadejackrabbit@computerfairi.es

Android twink and hardboiled cop

Feel like I've fallen behind on like, all my personal projects and that sucks. Want to get back to writing and dev and d&d, bleh

Something feels incredibly surreal about how these lecture desks are both too shallow and too tall

Sometimes i think about my late teens on 4chan and early adulthood on Twitter and wonder how much of that damaged my sense of safety amongst strangers, and in general my perspective on how good people on average are

i know more words from the YTV digimon theme song parody than the actual digimon theme song

getting put on blast by a fortune cookie and feeling absolutely owned

you aint my daddy

My mom's like 6' 2" which basically means I've entirely dodged "tall trans woman dysphoria" entirely. Ladies be tall sometimes, peeps can chill

Where the fuck did Sunday go

Me: you look like a jock
@Purranda : ok
Me: you look like you're gonna do sports and then beat me up

Bought some bikinis today and feeling lots of good feels~~~~ ❤️

If i were a complex organism i would simply not let pathogens intrude into my system

Oh, wait, shit

i am always shocked when my dumbass full sentence queries produce exactly the answer i am looking for

love to have a regular one in which i proclaim my love of the dark orb, as one does

no but im thinking more on the wording and if somebody "proclaims" they support capitalism while on a date, how does that come up?

"excuse me sir, waiter? yes i'll have the spare ribs please, they sound like a delicious way to spend capital, the only true thing of value, in the best economic system ever devised"