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i leave for two hours and that many wolves enter all of you what's up

real talk i have never opened a fortune cookie and not felt immediately personally attacked

lewd 

defining a horniness spectrum of coin-trick characters that goes from "nuh-uh" Drifter from Destiny to "yes please" Connor from Detroit: BH

when someone tells me they are building their game in game maker

Lewd, bad video game 

Connor: i like dogs!

Me: you need to s t o p...

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Lewd, bad video game 

The only thing that makes me madder than Detroit BH's awful writing is how hot and bothered twink Android cop makes me

Change the class titles in Destiny from Titan, Warlock, and Hunter to Jock, Goth, and Skater.

grumbling / griping 

waitin for the coffee to hit bluhhhhh

finally caught up on the latest The Adventure Zone and *screams into pillow* shit's popping off it's brutal!!

Spoiling my girlfriend by watching bursts of Steven Universe at once instead of like 5 episodes across months.

Honestly I live for the day a billionaire is jailed for an angry tweet

it seems to me that ai is actually objective and unbiased, because its made of maths, which is a truth of the universe and not a human invention

I was laying down and my silly tired brain said "oh no if I sleep now, I'll sleep in the real world!"

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