Luna 🌑 Lapin 🐰 @Shadejackrabbit@computerfairi.es

I'm feeling pretty fucking worn out. Spent most of the weekend cleaning. Now my brain is focused on a spiraling sense of dread. I tried really hard to be creative tonight but i fizzled out almost immediately.

Nothing is [i] intensely [/i] bad. I'm not, like, panicked or even particularly depressed. I'm just, deeply tired.

Waiting for my wife to finally disown me as i ask her for the 40th time today whether she has heard about "video games"

i leave for two hours and that many wolves enter all of you what's up

real talk i have never opened a fortune cookie and not felt immediately personally attacked

horny for consent

defining a horniness spectrum of coin-trick characters that goes from "nuh-uh" Drifter from Destiny to "yes please" Connor from Detroit: BH

Connor: i like dogs!

Me: you need to s t o p...

The only thing that makes me madder than Detroit BH's awful writing is how hot and bothered twink Android cop makes me

Ready to rock and ready to roll

waitin for the coffee to hit bluhhhhh

finally caught up on the latest The Adventure Zone and *screams into pillow* shit's popping off it's brutal!!

Raisins, the alternative right of fruit

Honestly I live for the day a billionaire is jailed for an angry tweet