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had a brief moment of thinking "maybe i should strike up a random conversation with my crush" but i quickly gave up on that idea hahaha woof i almost melted just thinking about it

my favorite thing is to do the "no, YOU'RE ______" joke but like, only use it as a compliment and never as an insult. for example if someone's like "this painting is amazing" and i'm like "no, YOU'RE amazing"

❀️ :orange_heart: πŸ’› πŸ’š πŸ’™ πŸ’œ 

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❀️ :orange_heart: πŸ’› πŸ’š πŸ’™ πŸ’œ

lewd 

nobody has ever cum inside me and i just think that's such a shame

so since i couldn't put my actual cardholder name i just wrote some nonsense expecting it wouldn't go through but it went through anyway??? i literally just wrote 'blabla' as the cardholder name and it went through??? did i fuck up???

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at least we can agree on one thing, credit card billing form: my deadname IS invalid

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i'm trying to buy a thing with my credit card but they don't support non-english characters for the cardholder name...

i wish the back button on mastodon wasn't so close to the follow/unfollow button. i always worry i'm going to accidentally unfollow someone.

lewd, sex toys 

(i've never used one before but i want to buy one) >.<

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