Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 @SteelWool@computerfairi.es
- Age
- Early 30s
- pronouns
- they/he
🇲🇽🏳🌈 Nonbinary Mexican on the autism spectrum that does hobby gamedev.
🔞 I'm an adult and posts may be NSFW. Do not interact if you're a minor.
Joined Dec 2022
@nano
That line made me think of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y_xFig_6vk
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Weird question, but if you open your mouth as wide as it goes, can your tongue touch the roof of your mouth?
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zelda: stab me in the face
ganondorf: what
zelda: just try. i dare you. it is literally impossible. he will travel back in time if he has to. it is a law of nature that you can't finish me off
ganondorf: it is not
zelda: then stab me in the face. try it. show me how sure you are that you're the exception
ganondorf: you're just messing with me
distant voice of link: hyaa
ganondorf: ohGOD don't kill me
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I ran @coprolite9000's program and got this.
Source: https://bbcmic.ro/?t=9ctpk #bbcbasic
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nsfw kink
compost sona with a humiliation kink
call that bio degradable
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Therapist: And what do we do when we feel overwhelmed?
Me: Create a new empty repo in git?
Therapist: No
@nano sounds legit
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more like hypertext dork-up language
Sometimes I wonder if I should make an alt for NSFW content and leave this as a more general thing, but I don't wanna manage multiple accounts...
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Sign your work, folks.
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babe are you ok, you've barely touched your lorem ipsum dolor & cheddar wrap
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@lamb This feels like asking if there's more tops than bottoms 🤭
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Because these billboards are just monitors rotated 90 degrees, they’re invisible to polarized sunglasses. It’s like a real-life ad blocker!
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How did we get here?
In what universe does anyone think that it makes sense to be greeted by this when you open a web site?
How the heck is the average user expected to be able to understand any of this?
How is sharing my stuff with 834 partners "responsible use of your data"?!
I hate everything. (I know, I posted a similar thing a few weeks ago but this really pisses me off)
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H - Have a nice nap
U - Use the sofa for napping
S - Set up time for a nap
T - Take a nap
L - Let yourself have a nap
E - Enjoy a nice nap
