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@njion Once I get over my anxiety, imposter syndrome, awkwardness, insomnia, inattentiveness, fear of phone calls, and hatred of folding laundry, it’s over for you fucks.

Set your wi-fi password to:
2444666668888888

So when someone asks, you can tell them that the password is 12345678.

Reading this is nuts. Google changed its algorithm and websites are on the brink of death. This is what gatekeeping is doing.

Hate to see it, as Retro Dodo is one of my favorite websites. I read their articles almost every day. I got their book and backed/preordered the upcoming two which might never be released now.

If you are into Retrogaming or are interested in modern handhelds, consider bookmarking their website and supporting them.

retrododo.com/google-is-killin
#gaming #retrogaming #retrododo

UPDATE: In the US, COVID wastewater levels are now low.

If you've been holding off getting healthcare or doing other indoor activities, now is one of the best times of the year to do these things more safely.

We're back, with 600 programs for Windows 9x that you can download! The Classic Windows Software Pack has been updated!
archive.org/details/windows-ar
#retrocomputing

β€œtrans people don't want equality, they want special treatmen-”

Special treatment would be if LGBTQ+ people didn't have to pay taxes. You know, like churches. :trantifa:

I can’t believe we made AI and used it for capitalism instead of making robot girls real

the mind of the #indiedev is dangerous
(from a post on X but I modified the image)

1980's
🐁 *holding ice against crotch* Dad, how come girl's bikes don't have the bollock-mashing bar
🐺 no need for it lad, they've got nae bollocks
🐁
🐺 not much point putting a bollock masher if there's nae bollocks to mash is there
🐺 be a bloody waste of money

2020's
πŸ€ *holding ice against crotch* Dad, why
🐁 You know, I asked my dad this when I was your age, and his answer doesn't really fit in this decade. You probably know a couple of girls with bollocks. Maybe a boy with no bollocks. Either way, girls with bollocks get to ride the bikes without the bollock-mashing bar, and boys with no bollocks can ride the bollock masher, in a lot of ways it's a more enlightened time
πŸ€ Dad what
🐁 I mean these days girls can ride the bollock mashing bikes too
🐁 So can non-binary folk, bollocks or no
πŸ€ dad
🐁 Anyway times change is what I'm saying
🐁 The important thing is squashing the bollocks
πŸ€
🐁 Flat

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@eniko would this also apply to Dragons Dogma 2? I've heard it has its share of controversial elements (not counting the microtransactions) which one group defends for the sake of immersion and not-handholding but others hate for time-wasting and being inaccessible or even unfun.

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