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nsfw kink 

compost sona with a humiliation kink

call that bio degradable

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel overwhelmed?
Me: Create a new empty repo in git?
Therapist: No

Sometimes I wonder if I should make an alt for NSFW content and leave this as a more general thing, but I don't wanna manage multiple accounts...

⚠️ WARNING: The State of California can expose you to the State of California, a chemical known to the State of California to cause the State of California

Whoah. It was cold enough here in #Alberta that #propane condensed in a wine glass. πŸ€―β€‹

#PolarVortex #abwx

babe are you ok, you've barely touched your lorem ipsum dolor & cheddar wrap

lewd 

@lamb This feels like asking if there's more tops than bottoms πŸ€­β€‹

Because these billboards are just monitors rotated 90 degrees, they’re invisible to polarized sunglasses. It’s like a real-life ad blocker!

How did we get here?

In what universe does anyone think that it makes sense to be greeted by this when you open a web site?

How the heck is the average user expected to be able to understand any of this?

How is sharing my stuff with 834 partners "responsible use of your data"?!

I hate everything. (I know, I posted a similar thing a few weeks ago but this really pisses me off)

H - Have a nice nap
U - Use the sofa for napping
S - Set up time for a nap
T - Take a nap
L - Let yourself have a nap
E - Enjoy a nice nap

scam alert!! if somebody on discord sends you a message ⬇️ like this ⬇️, DO NOT click the link! it is malware. here’s how it works: when you click the link, it will install genshin impact

@TheIronFox The good news is that your cat can, if you know what to look for! And I'm sure cats like a good petting

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