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Bruh most of my clothes are too big for me ever since I lost weight. I'm so glad I got some new clothes, cause seeing the difference between then and now feels good.

If this toot gets 10 favorites I'll do an underside of my floppy dog ears reveal

i got the goods
*opens a suitcase and it's full of pepsi*

maybe it’s just my neurodivergent ass being neurodivergent again but i truly don’t understand how β€œget fucked” is an insult. like. that’s my goal most of the time???

Dear twenty-something app developers with perfect eye-sight: Stop putting tiny light grey on dark grey text. Someday you will understand.

"When I was young," the old dragon said, "I hoarded gold."
"Were you wealthy?" asked the princess.
"Unimaginably. And I feared losing it all. So I began to seek knowledge."
"Were you wise?"
"Yes. I realised that, too, can be lost."
"It can."
"Mm. Did I tell you of my gold?"
"No?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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