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Idk but I think I'm enjoying being a cat

I'm still a sheep, of course, but in a cat way

being forced to join a discord for tech support and immediately seeing that the whole chat history is just other people showing up, asking the question you came to the server to ask, and being told to check the pins

please just make an FAQ on your website

kinky 

A collar with a small and silent vibrator in it, controlled with a remote.

The meow button.

Morning, I "fell out of bed" and made it early to work today

Me: thank you for changing my life
Raymond Animal Crossing: I'm literally an office cat in a maid outfit

i wish fewer people used chrome. the google monopoly is so bad

i don't get how this happened. it's not even like, wildly good. it's far more a memory hog than i've ever seen firefox be. and after a hundred releases or something it still can't even handle having more than a few tabs open

Fingernails 

Oh hey, my fingernails are actually getting some length! Let's hope I don't bite or otherwise damage them...

Food 

Cornbread is so good~ I haven't tried it in such a long time!

Me: thank you for changing my life
Raymond Animal Crossing: I'm literally an office cat in a maid outfit

β€œSo you do know what vore is?”
β€œLike, in German?”

You're rocking it! Your gender is quite incomprehensible today!

Food 

Eating a sweet, juicy pear 🍐

I love me a good pear :blobcatmlem:

be the gay catgirl you know you want to be

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