Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 @SteelWool@computerfairi.es

take me down to parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly

mastodon is like email for gay people

This is from the Finnish version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"

The question translates as "What is the capital of Thailand?" The answers translate as ... no, let's not.

@coleens_

Girlbossing 💅🍷

16/100 #pixelart

sometimes you gotta be grateful to your computers. less thinkpad more thankpad

Hi.

My name is Zoen, I'm trans, autistic and very queer.

I came by to tell you something important.

Take care of yourself. Drink some water, relax your muscles and do something nice for yourself for once.

I know you've got this.

Try your best to be the type of person you wish could have been there for you when you needed most.

World is mean but at least we've got eachother!

Smart phone, dumb cat

#fursuitfriday

Some #Twitter things that the company didn’t build or invent itself

• Twitterrific was the first mobile Twitter app
• The word tweet made its first official appearance on Twitterrific
• The hashtag was from Chris Messina
• Advanced Twitter Search was originally Summize
• Twitter bought TweetDeck
• Live stream was from Periscope acquisition
• The official Twitter app was originally Tweetie which they purchased from Loren Brichter
• Mentioning people with an @ was user driven and wasn’t linked to accounts because they didn’t consider conversations to take place on Twitter initially
• Quote tweet was adopted from people copy+pasting tweets and adding RT in front of the copied tweet
• Threads were built to accomodate existing user behavior

Did I miss anything major?

Friend: Do you flirt at me, friend?

Me: I do flirt.

Friend: Do you flirt at *me*, friend?

Me[aside]: Is it possible I won't feel awkward if I say 'ay'?

Other friend: no

Me: No, friend, I do not flirt at you, friend, but I do flirt.

(@zep · Jun 6, 2017)

live-coding a point and click adventure game (~4.5m)

#Pico8 #Tweetorial

This is from a larger comic about creativity: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/creativity_things

if you're looking for a computer grease monkey with over 8 years of professional experience plumbing almost any sort of #tech, old and new, please take a look at my tech page and DM me for a CV! i'm in desperate need of an income after almost a whole year being rejected a position anywhere now

https://mynameiser.in

#jobsearch #fedihire #mutualaid