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I have seem some tomfuckery in my time, but this one is absolutely baffling.

#Excel

Reading the wikipedia entry on Machiavelli and… wait… what

Good news everyone! Mini Skate will release on Sunday, all models are CC0 licensed so free to use in any sort of project.

Stay tuned, meanwhile check out my 170+ previous releases; kenney.nl/assets

Anybody confused why people still listen to turntables or CD players forget that they never:

- stop working because they can't connect to WiFi
- stop working because they need a firmware update
- stop working because the manufacturer dropped support
- say "if you like Bach you might like Taylor Swift"
- play ads
- recommend "turntable premium"

I miss the days when a brand new OS would just let you reboot into a legacy OS. Happy 28th birthday to Windows 95! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸΎπŸ₯‚

As a game dev: Please, don't buy games that uses Denuvo or similar tech. You will pay for a worst version of the game and a really expensive malware.

There is absolutely no justification for selling an infected version of your product that punishes people who support you. Even more when Denuvo does not work and will be cracked anyway.

You have rights. This is not a debate.

i really need stable income but since jobs aren't real anymore i'm taking any help i can get. i have a ko-fi you can send money to and there's even some pins left to buy there. i have a patreon where i don't have any rewards because i couldn't think of any and nobody has suggested any yet. you can also get a pixel portrait for a very reasonable price. or you can tell your employer about me

hi i need money would you like to buy some hand crafted pixels maple.pet/commissions bring your face, bring a picture, bring a pet, that's right, we'll draw your pet

Updated Chrome today, and was immediately given a prompt about how my browsing preferences would be directly used to feed me ads.

Chrome auto-enabled a feature that sends sites info to send me personalized ads based on browsing history, the ability for sites to determine what I like and update the ads as I browse, and the ability for sites to measure ad effectiveness.

These are built-in features of the browser now.

STOP USING CHROME

β€œAI” enthusiast: i have made a chatbot that answers your questions

Software developers: you fucked up a perfectly good search engine is what you did. look at it. it's got hallucinations

The folks that worked on this LEGO age check text field (!!) are automatically the best web developers on the planet right

(Sound on for perfection)

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