Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 @SteelWool@computerfairi.es

"goblet" tweetjam in #pico8

full development process:
https://youtu.be/rhOABP_f7iw

?"\^!5f10▒🐱2☉8🅾️웃9♥7"
cls(1)::_::
w=t()/8
for j=0,1 do
s=1-j
p=200+1200*j
for i=30*s,p do
a=w+i*.618
y=i/p*1.4-.4
r=3*y*y-2*y*y*y+.1
y+=.4
x=cos(a)*r
z=sin(a)
c=(i/7%7.9*(.75+z/4)*z*z+2)*j
z*=r
x-=y*s*2
z-=y*s*3
y*=j
circfill(64+x*30,105-y*50+z*15,2,c)
end
end
flip()goto _

The real curse of social media is having the thought "I just thought of a great Tiny Desk concert joke" and then also thinking "it's 2023, I can't be doing Tiny Desk jokes anymore. There's not enough space for them"

Released an update to Into Ruins, featuring a new custom font and some bug fixes.

Patch notes on itch: https://sparsegamedev.itch.io/into-ruins/devlog/543481/v105-patch-notes
Lexaloffle BBS: https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?pid=130721

#pico8 #roguelike

(@kometbomb · Feb 11, 2018)

Hello #pico8 friends.

t,r,z,q=0,rect,{7,10,9,4,1,0,1,2,13,14,15,7,7},64
fillp(23130)::_::cls(5)t+=.01
for x=-1,127 do
p=y or 1
y=cos(x/99+sin(t+x/q)*.2)*8
c=max(1,min(12,(y-p)*8+4))
r(x,q,x,-y+92,1*16+5)
r(x,q,x,-y+90,1)
r(x,q,x,-y+88,0)
r(x,y+46,x,y+76,z[flr(c)]+z[flr(c+.5)]*16)
end
flip()goto _

https://pico-8-edu.com/?c=AHB4YQETAOOPsP4GxVMUj3DRFU11_eFh9Bb3JKeEyUXFOUVURB64JmnOSRI33JOERfEayUXl2vH3P0HwDPfkeV70B90V3F4EM_k7pCPdzlVbd8X5xsY7rN3zFuVl4Vaxs9Y9QRpPpY_RWaKsmmio29npj1sMZqq5l_iWqjBc3bpubKdpzttYmHiJR4j7ma3KGEncRDtjU7bYWF0I_rmwTkeKpEjbdEqMYKSfjSZdT5kCw28mKCcNV1YLXWWTxSSZfoDR1ZGRsZ0nqJ0YzE1EkZxAsTQ_udvU9ehcXj7D7mwxPA0=&g=w-w-w-w1HQHw-w2Xw-w3Xw-w2HQH
#Pico8 #TweetJam #TweetCart

"try adding numbers"

WOW, ITS ALMOST LIKE WE HAD A SYSTEM FOR THAT ALREADY

OH: "i'm nonbinary, but alas my computer isn't"

Sometimes self-care is letting yourself program a little tree generator. <3

#pico8

• SARS VIRUSES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CAUGHT BY ANYTHING THAT'S NOT A BATS
• YEARS OF REINFECTION yet NO REAL-WORLD IMMUNITY FOUND TO CORONAVIRUSES
• wanted immunity to a coronavirus for a laugh? we had a tool for that: It was called a "RESPIRATOR"
• "Yeah I went to the Taylor Swift concert last night and can't remember ANY of it" — Statements dreamed up by the utterly neurocognitively damaged

They have played us for absolute bats

"it's clean air day!"

oh so we'll reflect on the importance of clean indoor air to stop the spread of viruses like covid, flu and rsv? especially in schools, offices, and other public places?

"uhh no"

oh so we'll reflect on the urgent need to phase out fossil fuels in order to prevent further climate change because of the devastating effects of wildfires?

"ah, uh, again, no"

okay cool good talk

microsd = datashard
sd card = datachip
ssd = dataclip
hdd = datadisk
cd = dataring
flash drive = datastick

hope this clears things up

Most people go to therapy because the people who should’ve didn’t.

this is the funniest cryptocurrency graph i've seen today

BTW, I don't wish to yuck on your yums if this is a thing that excites you.

I'm just very, very on the side of "until your computer/phone/whatever is getting in the way of what you do, you almost certainly don't need a new one."

I'm very jaded by events/announcements/the like that drum up hype to convince you otherwise.